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In this week's ongoing series of articles on British Slang, we're going to get personal and talk about words relating to sex and the bedroom. There are ample phrases for the male and female genitalia along with certain insults and phrases worth a giggle.

This list was a lot of fun to put together when we wrote our British Slang Dictionary last year – details on where to get it here!

Disclaimer! Some of these words are pretty PG rated but some of them are also extremely filthy. You've been warned! This list is for educational purposes and will certainly help frequent British TV viewers.

1. All fur coat and no knickers – adj – A woman who looks good on the surface but has no substance.
2. Antenatal – adj – Prenatal care.
3. Arse – n – Buttocks.
4. Aussie kiss – n – Oral sex on a woman.
5. Axe wound – n – Vagina.
6. Baby batter – n – Semen.
7. Back passage – n – Anus.
8. Bairn – n – Another word for baby, usually used in Scotland.
9. Ball bag – n – Scrotum.
10. Balloon Knot – n- The anus.
11. Baps – n – Another name for a woman's breasts.
12. Bean – n – 1. An ecstasy pill 2. The female clitoris.
13. Beat the bishop – v – To masturbate.
14. Belisha Beacons – n – The yellow flashing lights at a pedestrian crossing in the UK but can also be used to refer to a women's breasts.
15. Bell-end – n – The end of the male genitalia. Also an insult to call someone stupid. "Don't be such a bell-end."
16. Bint – n – A derogatory word for woman who is just above a prostitute.
17. Boiler – n – An unkind term for an ugly woman.
18. Bollocks – n – 1. Male testicles. 2. Something that is rubbish or crap.
19. Bollocking – n – To be punished severely or told off.
20. Buff – adj – Sexually attractive; Also a word for nude, sometimes used loosely to describe the act of sex e.g. "We was buffin' for hours."
21. Buggery – n – The act of anal sex.
22. Bum – n, v – Buttocks. Not particularly rude – more acceptable in polite circles than 'arse.'
23. Bum cleavage – n – The area between the buttocks.
24. Chat up – v – Trying to pick someone up in a bar or elsewhere.
25. Clunge – n – A very very rude word for the female vagina not to be used in polite or even impolite conversation.
26. Dangly-bits – n – Male genitalia.
27. Dogging – v – The act of having sex in public parks while people watch.
28. Dressing gown – n – A bathrobe.
29. End-piece – n – End of the male genitalia – another way of saying "bell-end."
30. Fanny – n – A woman's vagina. Not for use in polite conversation.
31. Fit – adj – A word used to describe an attractive woman or male.
32. Gagging – v – Desperate in a derogatory way. i.e. She was gagging for it.
33. Get off – v – To make out with someone.
34. Get your end away – v – To have sex.
35. Growler – n – A very rude term for female genitals covered in pubic hair.
36. John Thomas – n – Male genitalia. (It is not necessary for anyone to comment that my name is indeed Jonathan Thomas, almost every British person I meet reminds me of that!)
37. Jubblies – n – A woman's breasts.
38. Kerb crawler – n – A person who solicits street prostitutes.
39. Knackers – n – Vulgar name for testicles.
40. Knickers – n – Women's underwear, see pants.
41. Knob – n – Male genitalia.
42. Leg over – n – Sexual intercourse.
43. Manky – adj – Dirty or filthy.
44. Meat and two veg – n – Male external genitalia.
45. Minge – n – Female genitalia, derogatory.
46. Minger – adj – An ugly or filthy-minded person. There is usually an implication of poor hygiene or body odor in the usage.
47. Naughty bits – n – A polite way to say male genitalia.
48. On the pull – v – Out looking for sex.
49. Pants – n – 1. Women's underwear. 2. Something that is total crap.
50. Pedo – n – Shorthand phrase for pedophile.
51. Pervy – adj – Perverted.
52. PMT – n – PMS
53. Quim – n – Female genitalia.
54. Randy – adj – To be sexually aroused.
55. Rent boy – n – A male prostitute.
56. Ring piece – n – The anus.
57. Shag – v – To have sex.
58. Slag – v – A whore. To call a woman a slag is a grievous insult.
59. Snog – v – Passionate kissing, not sex.
60. Starkers – v – To be completely naked.
61. Stockings – n – Ladies tights.
62. Strawberry Creams – n – A woman's breasts.
63. Stuffed – v – Sexual intercourse (i.e. 'get stuffed').
64. Tart – n – Prostitute or loose woman.
65. Thrupney bits – n – Woman's breasts.
66. Tights – n – Pantyhose.
67. Undercarriage – n – 1. Male or female genitals. 2. The underside of your car.
68. Up the duff – v – To be pregnant.
69. Wank – v – To masturbate.
70. Wanker – adj – Literally someone who enjoys to masturbate but usually used as an insult for an asshole.
71. Y-fronts – n – Men's undergarments.

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